Another day has dawned to an inconsequential world of strife and woe — which is the normal state of the world these days — and has been the normal state of the world for quite some time now. No biggie! Situation Normal, All Screwed Up! LOL!
President Trump has returned from his first trip abroad and has gotten the tacit approval of everyone except for a broad who believes that there is no workable relationship between The United States and the rest of the world anymore and except for the investigators and the Trump Getters back home who are now focusing not only on The President Himself but who have started to peel the onion back on the rest of his family members too …. looking for anything they can convert into shit to use against the President.
I can’t wait for some cross eyed old snot farter in Washington to start some rumor about President Trump’s little teen-aged Son — something that I wouldn’t put past any of their more-than-desperate asses.
Yesterday was my friend, Jim’s 79th birthday — My own 79th is coming on July 8th — Anyone contemplating buying me gifts for this momentous occasion are invited to drop them off at the service entrance — LOL.
I bought myself a treat yesterday — I got a 1.7-ounce dispenser of “Tom Ford Oud Wood” mens’ cologne for a total of $203.00 and some odd cents in taxes and for legal purposes let me state my disclaimer right now and tell you that I am in no way being compensated for mentioning the brand name, “Tom Wood” but am mentioning it simply in order to communicate my information to my adoring almost limitless crowd of avid readers and supporters here on the blog.
I went out and ate a lot of pizza and stuff yesterday — so much for the diet — I am quivering in fearful anticipation of what the bathroom scale is going to tell me this morning but I shall redouble my efforts to achieve an acceptable body weight and we shall go on from here.
That’s about it for the first post of the day friends and neighbors, mommies and daddies and little kiddies everywhere and if something else catches my fancy I will return hereto forthwith to share it in my inimitably precocious manner …. a manner that it seems all my thousands of readers have come to adore. LOL.